"Drucilla darling, it's not that I don mrchewsasianbeaver't trust you, but it's just so important, now mr chew that Diana has disappeared. You are the only other Amazon that has mr ever visited the World of Men and only you can mrchewsasianbeaver fill mr in until you mr find her beaver. Things are going from bad to worse there for women. And it's all so mysterious mr. We think some Evil Power may mrchewsasianbeaver have been involved in what happened to Diana mrchewsasianbeaver."
"Oh, dear beaver. Perhaps some of the blame does mr fall on me. But it IS more complicated than you think, darling. We've about made inquires; her OB/GYN mrchewsasianbeaver told us beaver she was three or more months about pregnant BEFORE she started sleeping with that military mortal. Yet she mr had not lost her superpowers. Apparently she had been impregnated earlier, but without her having "given herself" to a man Her powers only started to fade when she began letting Col. Trevor ... you know."
"Mother." Dru could beaver hardly believe beaver her ears.
"And that Hephaestus was even worse mrchewsasianbeaver. A few friendly fucks weren't enough to get him to make you a new golden lasso and magic girdle. No, he insisted I take about out my magic asian diaphragm so he could get me --"
"Mother, you mr don't mean about --"
* The Miss America Beauty Pageant is forced to go all-preggo with mr chew special bonus points given for chew a "firm-contoured-well mr integrated baby mound".
* Ellen Degeneres and mrchewsasianbeaver Melissa Etheridge announce they are splitting mr because Harrison Ford got them both preggers.
The most shocking examples of all these goings on mr, however, was the virtual collapse of NPR when the girls of the "fallopian jungle." Cokie Roberts, Nina Tottenberg, Linda Wortheimer, all decide to stay home with "this one." Of course idle hands ..., but that's another story. The wags started to call it National Pregnant Radio. How beaver did this happen?
Well, it seems beaver the first to fall mr by the wayside was beaver Linda, whose mr husband had run mr off with a cutie that had mr let him get mrchewsasianbeaver her pregnant. After weeks of mrchewsasianbeaver depression (and getting tired of using beaver her beaver vibrator every night) Linda heard about Dr. Althea's public television talk show. After seeing Althea advise women on getting on with one mrchewsasianbeaver's life, Linda thought about it. She realized this meant she should be getting her brains fucked mr chew out as often as possible. She thought about it some more and decided that she mrchewsasianbeaver deserved a stud muffin of her very own. Not long afterwards mrchewsasianbeaver Linda about found herself mrchewsasianbeaver frequenting sports mrchewsasianbeaver bars and taking up with Ricky from ESPN mrchewsasianbeaver, a hunky ex-shot putter. Ricky had only about to put a few shots mr into Linda before grandmother Wortheimer was mr headed for mrchewsasianbeaver the maternity mrchewsasianbeaver ward.
The two women rolled their eyes at each other, since neither Cokie or Nina had cooked a meal in years and so far and they knew, Linda couldn mrchewsasianbeaver't mrchewsasianbeaver boil water either about. Wrong! "I've been taking crash gourmet mrchewsasianbeaver cooking classes. You about know, they mr say the way to a man's heart -- and his you-know-what else -- is mrchewsasianbeaver through mrchewsasianbeaver his stomach." That explained mr chew why mr Linda had been turning mr down afternoon reporting beaver assignments recently. Though as far as Cokie and Nina could beaver tell, Linda had chews no trouble getting to Ricky's mrchewsasianbeaver "you-know-what mr-else."
Had they never seen one of Dr. Althea's programs, Linda rattled mr on. Of course mr Linda recognized they were on public TELEVISION, (she uttered the word as if naming a beaver lower phylum in the Linnean mrchewsasianbeaver classification of media, somewhere about between "Hello" magazine and the segmented worms), but the Doctor made such mr chew sense and had helped her so much and her noon beaver-time program was on in just a few minutes mr and they just asian HAD mrchewsasianbeaver to see mr it.
Hilarious laughter from the sitting room drew Nina and Cokie there double-time. The two mr women were pretty beaver sure Ricky had mrchewsasianbeaver made some mr crude mr remark about his girlfriend's new beaver endowments and, far mr from chastising him for his sexist attitude, their mr husbands were lapping it up. Lapping it up, in fact, was a pretty good description of what Ricky about was doing to Linda's honkers, when her friends walked in. Ricky he had popped Linda's boobies out mrchewsasianbeaver of the pesky mr blouse, and was using his amazingly long tongue to make the older woman squirm and giggle with delight.
When she recovered, the program was over and the scene had shifted to banks of telephones. It mr was pledge week and "the kind of mr chew quality programming you have just seen cannot survive without your generous support." Steve beaver and Charles had their checkbooks out, scribbling furiously asian.
"Are you sure, Lindy mr-Windy" the athletic young man replied, grinning and mrchewsasianbeaver keeping up a tantalizingly slow sawing mr motion in and beaver out of his girlfriend's weeping cunt. "Don't you remember what happened the mr night we mr met?"
"Yes, yes, dammit. I don't care if mr chew I get too big to fit mr in my parking space beaver, just FUCK ME.
Cokie gave Steve a similarly asian seductive mr look and replied mrchewsasianbeaver, "Me too. I'm feeling very sleepy," and sauntered toward the beaver hall mr chew, giving mrchewsasianbeaver her hips an mrchewsasianbeaver exaggerated wiggle. Charles mrchewsasianbeaver and Steve high fived and followed mr their wives swaying assess.
"Drucilla darling, it's not that I don mrchewsasianbeaver't trust you, but it's just so important, now mr chew that Diana has disappeared. You are the only other Amazon that has mr ever visited the World of Men and only you can mrchewsasianbeaver fill mr in until you mr find her beaver. Things are going from bad to worse there for women. And it's all so mysterious mr. We think some Evil Power may mrchewsasianbeaver have been involved in what happened to Diana mrchewsasianbeaver."
"Oh, dear beaver. Perhaps some of the blame does mr fall on me. But it IS more complicated than you think, darling. We've about made inquires; her OB/GYN mrchewsasianbeaver told us beaver she was three or more months about pregnant BEFORE she started sleeping with that 
"And that Hephaestus was even worse mrchewsasianbeaver. A few friendly fucks weren't enough to get him to make you a new golden lasso and magic girdle. No, he insisted I take about out my magic asian diaphragm so he could get me --"
"Mother, you mr don't mean about --"
Well, it seems beaver the first to fall mr by the wayside was beaver Linda, whose mr husband had run mr off with a cutie that had mr let him get mrchewsasianbeaver her pregnant. After weeks of mrchewsasianbeaver depression (and getting tired of using beaver her beaver vibrator every night) Linda heard about Dr. Althea's public television talk show. After seeing Althea advise women on getting on with one mrchewsasianbeaver's life, Linda thought about it. She realized this meant she should be getting her brains fucked mr chew out as often as possible. She thought about it some more and decided that she mrchewsasianbeaver deserved a stud muffin of her very own. Not long afterwards mrchewsasianbeaver Linda about found herself mrchewsasianbeaver frequenting sports mrchewsasianbeaver bars and taking up with Ricky from ESPN mrchewsasianbeaver, a hunky ex-shot putter. Ricky had only about to put a few shots mr into Linda before grandmother Wortheimer was mr headed for mrchewsasianbeaver the maternity mrchewsasianbeaver ward.
Hilarious laughter from the sitting room drew Nina and Cokie there double-time. The two mr women were pretty beaver sure Ricky had mrchewsasianbeaver made some mr crude mr remark about his girlfriend's new beaver endowments and, far mr from chastising him for his sexist attitude, their mr husbands were lapping it up. Lapping it up, in fact, was a pretty good description of what Ricky about was doing to Linda's honkers, when her friends walked in. Ricky he had popped Linda's boobies out mrchewsasianbeaver of the pesky mr blouse, and was using his amazingly long tongue to make the older woman squirm and giggle with delight.
When she recovered, the program was over and the scene had shifted to banks of telephones. It mr was pledge week and "the kind of mr chew quality programming you have just seen cannot survive without your generous support." Steve beaver and Charles had their checkbooks out, scribbling furiously asian.
"Are you sure, Lindy mr-Windy" the athletic young man replied, grinning and mrchewsasianbeaver keeping up a tantalizingly slow sawing mr motion in and beaver out of his girlfriend's weeping cunt. "Don't you remember what happened the mr night we mr met?"
Cokie gave Steve a similarly asian seductive mr look and replied mrchewsasianbeaver, "Me too. I'm feeling very